troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 

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nitefuries:

september 30, 11:59 pm:

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october 1, 12:00 am:

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"I don’t want you to change. I want you to always be you.”

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

saucymerbabe:

No one.

No one.

EVER has a right to touch you if you don’t want to be touched.

Not your husband. Not your fiance. Not your boyfriend. Not your partner. Not your friends. Not even your own family.

You are a person and your body is your own. And it’s a privilege if you allow someone to touch it.

A god damn privilege that can be snatched up and you don’t owe anyone a reason but that it’s your body and only YOUR body.

intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

clintkates:

do you think that clint’s way taller than kate and when they get in arguments kate will stand on top of furniture to make herself taller than him so clint will do the same until they’re both standing on furniture and yelling like 12 year olds

spadescityslicker:

octanachronism:

spadescityslicker:

octanachronism:

I have one better.

What is it when you toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

shoot

Linoleum Blownaparte.

shit

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo